lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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whatafuckinfamilypicture:

No famous people have died in like a year so Obamacare is obviously working.

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majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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batcaves:

If you ever feel like you’re trying very hard and not succeeding, just remember that Christina Aguilera is doing worse at her job than you are with yours.